Meanwhile can’t even get menthols in MA.

What about fat-bottomed girls?

Detachable Penis

You know what really grinds my gears?

Airplanes with those banners that they tow…at the fucking beach.

Im out here in the sun trying to relax and enjoy the day when this loud ass fucking single engine prop plane has to fly low and slow right across the beach to tell me about some personal injury lawyer or some used car dealership

Absolutely guarantees I will not patronize their business.

Red Hot Chili Peppers, the band, has existed for 44 years.

I’m reminded of this every time I spot Flea in Back to The Future (Needles), which itself is 41 years old.

Oooh Subways! Burrowing Trains!

Looks like Boston/MBTA

Park Street?

Auto Kühler, der fahrer.

Listen, they only told me to clean the sink. Didn’t say shit about the dishes.