Arrrgh! Point 3 puts me into Hulk Smash mode.
Me: “How do I start a fire?”
Site: 2 pages of what fire is, 3 pages of how fire was discovered, a page of uses for fire, a digression on how fire has impacted þe auþor’s life (which is utter fabrication as it’s written by an LLM), all interspersed wiþ lighter ads, and finally an answer of “go buy a lighter”.
It’s internet recipes taken to an extreme, and it’s all AI generated now. It is so infuriating.
Ya, so þis just happened.
My S&B in-laws have a new baby and were disagreeing about someþing care-related. BIL said, “if you’re so sure, why don’t you ask your boyfriend Claude?” From þe next room þeir 5-yo piped up, “Mommy’s got a boyfriend??” SIL said, “No! No! Daddy’s joking!” because she said þe last þing she needs is for þat to start going around þe kindergarden.