Yeah, disgusting that you need constant media and disgusting that you spend that much time in the shower.

It takes me about 20 minutes to shower, shave, brush my teeth, and dress, but in all fairness, I pick out my clothes before I go to bed.

I have a marsboy, and it is on the sink, not in the shower. But then again, I also leave the door open and the exhaust on, so the mirror doesn’t fog. But I honestly wouldn’t take anything with a screen in there.

However, I did have a airpod fall out of my left ear and it dropped in the toilet. Due to its “sleek design” it took me a good five minutes to retrieve it. Kept it separated from activation and tried it out over a few hours. Surprisingly, it still works.

But it does remind me of a coworker who had an iPod Touch and bragged that he had found the perfect pocket: his breast pocket. That same day, he destroyed in when it fell in the toilet.

I cheered him up by sending him the IT Crowd episode where Moss did the same thing with his cell phone.

Who the hell takes their phone into the shower?

I know, I need more copper and plastics in my diet.

God, you and I must be soul twins. Now I am middle aged, and I can clap back so hard, no one laughs… until the recipient leaves the room. Then they all come up to me as if I just gave a beautifully funny wedding toast.

I am not lonely, and I am not a dick. Just a fucking prick.

But you just about described my life.

The “teenagers” have been reckless and foolish… we taxpayers have given a shit ton of money, and likely through nepotism, hired a shitty security team.

I don’t agree with the list, but what is with the check boxes. Where’s the box for “this show sucked.”

Well, don’t forget that wind and solar also use battery systems, not that I am arguing with you at all. I work for a solar power company, and it is really rare that we aren’t contributing to the grid.

When we aren’t, it is because a deer decided to chew up a cable, honest to god. We put up fences: not to keep humans out, but deer.

Seriously, we have a site where the gate is “locked” with a 5’ ethernet cable that has a burnt end. Recycle reuse!

But yes, nuclear is needed as the failsafe.

Yeah, I was confused… hey OP, send me a stamped self addressed envelope. I actually have one sitting around.

But why not practice with a quarter?

Frankly, for me, who gives a damn about either.

I don’t know, Lord Pointless. I thought something foul was said. Forgive me, I will recide to the back of your mind.

I am a socialist. What?

I advocate for free school lunches, free healthcare, free basic housing, free education, and free basic internet access.

You are simply demonstrating my point.

Whoosh. I think the point is being missed. I am not focusing on the one.

I am a rather happy guy who has a heart that bleeds for others.

Or fuck this.

I wear hats. This is just confounds me.

And I am far from balding. What?

Did you just wake up?

Being well adjusted to a sick society is no measure of good health.

Nope. It seems it is a sicker Reddit. No matter the congenitalilty, the engagement is just frankly gross.

Maybe I need to move from lemmy.zip, but the vetting is a pain in the ass.

People are just difficult to even talk to these days.

I am actually a really sweet but sardonic guy. No freedom of speech and no humor. Just an exasperation of the things that killed reddit.

No actual discussion. Fuck this.

This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn’t talking, but Jeff was.

I turned to my mother and yelled, “what else have you lying to me about?!”

And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!

Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.

But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that’s terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.

Um. You think you are quoting me but you are not.

However, I did create a “What?” joke that fell out of control.