I’ve emailed their customer service explaining why I’ll be dropping them as soon as my subscription renews.

Digital feet only, you say?

If I won’t own them, I’m not buying them. This is them shooting themselves in the feet.

Make eye contact, smile widely, and enthusiastically extend my hand so she knows I’m not a threat.

No, I actually just keep walking, not altering my path. Occasionally will give them a nod, just like I’d give anyone.