Me in my 20s: That doesn’t seem all that worthwhile
Me in my mid 30s: Hell yeah gonna get me some of what they’re having
Me in my 40s: –
(it’s nothing, since I’m already in my bed sleeping)
Me at 40: If I’m not going to die without it, I’ll definitely want to!
Me in my 30s, trying MDMA for the first time: Damm shame I didn’t try this earlier when I didn’t have any responsibilities.
Just do what I do! Avoid responsibilities by averaging a move a year since you were 18, jumping cities, states, and countries, never root anywhere, and assume having little to no safety net or retirement will totally work out when you’re older!
Hehehe, there have been many interesting memories.
Never too old for another “vacation”
Hey, why do the objects on the side of the car look like a racist minstrel character?
The mind sees what it wants to see
also all hail the Hypnotoad
I cant unsee see this now