Meanwhile today:

🇮🇱 We are occupying land and committing war crimes in the Middle East

🇺🇸 Um what

🇮🇱 And we are working undercover to brainwash you with propaganda so you can defend them

🇺🇸 That’s fucked up

🇮🇱 We need your taxes to support anything that we want to do

🇺🇸 We heavily disapprove of your government

🇮🇱 Then stop us

🇺🇸 Nah sounds like a lot of work and also we’re too compromised to have any power over you