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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days ago

Sheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a bar

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Sheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a bar

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days ago
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    18 days ago

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    I don’t mean to pry, but was it a crow bar?

    • slothrop @lemmy.ca
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      They got pried and hammered.

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    I don’t get this.

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      Thanks

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        Thanks

        wrong reply button. you thanked yourself

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