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Sorry to tell you bud, but I worked in commercial building maintenance for a decade and those are definitely government funded dick cameras. Dicks have 10 times the amount of distinction markers as finger prints. It’s the most accurate way to track someone.
They’ve scanned your dick, Mr. Bond, to disappear you will need to transition…
Omg you’ve just cracked the code on how we get a female Bond
Not with my decoy Mars bar.