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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

Anon gets called to the blackboard

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Anon gets called to the blackboard

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago
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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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    depends on how gay it is

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      Fake: anon slips on a puddle but classrooms are supposed to have carpeted floors

      Gay: anon hurts a woman and makes several girls scream

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        ?

        never once seen carpet in a school

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          Yes while I started typing it I tried to picture what American classrooms looked like (from Hollywood films etc) and realised they’re not the same as where I live

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          Now I image one of the super thick fluffy carpets. And how it would look after the first hour of classes

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            It’s like 1/2 an inch of fluff, so not thick

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        Anon should have said chemistry class instead of math class, those have slick floors and sometimes eyewash stations with no drain

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