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Even though there is only one God in Christianity. We also have Jesus, and the holy spirit.
So now you need to know that God in the old Testament (before Jesus) was an asshole. An allmighty being that punished people for sinning or being near sins or because he was in a bad mood, who knows.
Then in the new Testament Jesus told everyone God is a loving father who only is doing fair judgement and so on.
So one God two tales.
I read a third chapter where God fights crime, keeps his gun cleaning kit in the fridge in an egg carton, and cuts the tips off of his pizza slices with scissors while fighting an axe clanking club in L.A.: