You had me at homes.
Sup
I want you
and the cheeky terrorism
cute!
might delete later
I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”
Cleaned version

Do people have gender specific bathrooms in their homes?
My bathroom refuses to tell me their pronouns.
No, it’s not gender-specific. It just randomly changes your gender every time you enter.
Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen
Kitchen is where I wanna fuck my boywife
Oh yeah? Well i wanna … boy. … my fuckwife… dammit you guys already took the good ones
Funny, I want a boywife in my kitchen!
Where is my pronoun bike garage?
I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule