Taco Bell’s about as white as white gets. It’s loose White Castle in a nacho tray sombrero.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s a slew of contenders for that title: Cracker Barrel and the like, for the bumpkins; TGIF, Bennigan’s, Olive Garden, et al, for the bridge & tunnel herd; and there’s the gated resorts & sundry sociopathic foodie tourism for the elites and wannabes.

But Taco Bell? That’s for all of 'em.