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Far more likely scenario
Uber can now tell when you’re drunk, and don’t have a car and will charge you more because you’re desperate.
And not pay the driver any extra
like going to a strip club
At least you get free breakfast buffet at strip clubs. (Or you did the last time I went to one more than 20 years ago.)