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“Charles, I borrowed this from Mary. I wish for you to use it in the bedroom with me.”
Proceeds to smack her across the face with paddle. It came with no instructions.
Paddling your children was a time-honored tradition back then, and connections between parents and sexual fantasy has been around since at least that one Greek dude. I’d bet manual not required.
I’ll betcha that one Greek dude was just the first to write it down. The trees and mountains know what kind of depraved shit our ancient ancestors were doing when everybody was living semi-naked in caves without showers to wash away the pheromones…
doest’t sound too bad