https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/26/0
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Creative dog writing
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Call of the Calf by Zeek / I sensed the mailman’s fear as he opened the gate. It was like a warm stench in the air – so thick you could cut it with a knife. Suddenly, I felt myself growing dizzy – as if the fear was some powerful drug. The entire yard began reeling. And then I heard his soft, plump calves begin calling to me. “Zeeeeeeeeek … Zeeeeeeeek … bite us. Zeeeeek … biiiiiiiite uuuusss … "
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As a mailman, I fear this.
AI slop. /s