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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago

Anon comes into some money

sh.itjust.works

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Anon comes into some money

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago
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    2 kilos/4.5# rice, two dozen eggs,a kilo/2# of bacon, a bottle each of soy sauce and knockoff sriracha.

    Go from $15 to $60 and eat like a sumo wrestler!

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      Might want to throw a cheap rice cooker in there to avoid the inevitable mishap from anon’s likely unfamiliarity with operating a stovetop

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        It’s only 14 nights and parents probably have insurance, I’d risk it at their age.

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          A rice cooker is a solid investment though. It’s one of the most frequently used kitchen appliances in our household. But yeah, for anon probably not.

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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      And you’re never gonna have to eat sodium again!

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        Not like canned noodles will have any less sodium.

        Alternate: 4kg/9# cabbage, 2kg/4.5# onion, 2kg/4.5# barley or brown rice, box of bouillon cubes.

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      Rice, beans/peas, TVP, then soy sauce and sriracha.

      Bonus it can all go into one pot.

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        6 days ago

        Absolutely!

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