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When I was 18 I got pulled over for that actually. I got away with it because I told the cop I dropped my cigarette in my floorboard. Truth be told I was higher than bird pussy and was waiting for the green.
Nice.
The judges would also have accepted “giraffe balls” and “a kite”.