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“I wasn’t just whistling ‘Dixie’! … Sam, were you just whistling ‘Dixie’?”
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“I wasn’t just whistling ‘Dixie’! … Sam, were you just whistling ‘Dixie’?”
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Away down South in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
Where cotton’s king and men are chattels Union boys will win the battles Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We’ll all go down to Dixie, away, away! Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam Away! Away! We’ll all go down to Dixie! Away! Away! We’ll all go down to Dixie!
I wish I was in Baltimore, I’d make secession traitors roar Right away! Come away! Right away! Come away! Right away, come away! We’ll put the traitors all to route, I’ll bet my boots we’ll whip 'em out Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We’ll all go down to Dixie, away, away! Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam Away! Away! We’ll all go down to Dixie! Away! Away! We’ll all go down to Dixie!
Oh may our Stars and Stripes still wave forever o’er free and brave! Right away! Come away! Right away, come away! Come away! And let our motto forever be for Union and for Liberty Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We’ll all go down to Dixie, away, away! Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam Away! Away! We’ll all go down to Dixie! Away! Away! We’ll all go down to Dixie!
I’ll also include what hilariously included in the lyrics on musicgenius:
Technically true, I guess.