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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 13 days ago

"That's so... Impressive. Slow clap"

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"That's so... Impressive. Slow clap"

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 13 days ago
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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    13 days ago

    What about the slow jerk?

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      13 days ago

      Don’t forget to make the tips touch

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        13 days ago

        YOU NEVER MAKE THEM TOUCH!

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      Slow jerk was a speciality. It was difficult to stay hard for that

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      13 days ago

      this was hilarious 🤣 (never heard about that original jerk-off reaction either, fortunately it wasn’t a thing in Hungary)

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