• dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish
      12·
      11 days ago

      Slamming your left wrist across the inside of your right elbow while giving the finger with your right hand.

      ~Always a fan favorite.~

      • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
        8·
        11 days ago

        Also

        • the “peekaboo fuck you” one hand covering the other, then moving the first hand for a middle finger reveal,
        • the one above, but you don’t move the hand. The middle finger plays shy and peeks over the covering hand.
        • the “pick a finger” while madly wriggling every finger,
        • the “I’ve got something for you in my pocket” reveal,
        • blowing your thumb to inflate the middle finger,
        • like above, but you make trumpet noises to imitate playing a fanfare for the middle finger.
        • the ordinary extended middle finger, but pronating the hand to insinuate erectile dysfunction in the recipient
        • adjusting your glasses, this worked even better if you didn’t wear glasses
        • picking or wiping your nose, or cleaning the outer ear, with the middle finger.
        • pointing out something in a book or other written or graphical material
        • after teaching people to count in binary on their fingers, you could just refer to 4
        • caressing a nipple with the middle finger. This one could be made even more inappropriate if you used an accomplish for the nipple.
        • the ordinary middle finger, but moving it in a “come here” motion. Only do this if you’re sure that you’re not about to get attacked or can defend yourself.

        Tbh I kinda feel like Bubba from Forrest Gump right now, listing all the things you can do with shrimp.

        • Ananääs@sopuli.xyz
          2·
          11 days ago

          There’s also the one where you slowly lift up the middle finger by cranking its invisible handle with your other hand, as if there was a winch