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I don’t care if I don’t have a ride or how far I would have to walk. Just start walking. Hell, I’m not even worried about being abducted, cause I already shit myself
I’m just picturing walking home and a van pulls up. Guys with guns jump out and scream “get in the van!”
“whats that smell?” and you reply “I shit my pants”
“forget it, get out. We’ll find someone else who isn’t covered in their shit… And we’ll send you the bill for cleaning our seat!”