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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Get your copy today!

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    For a limited time only, Rockstar will honour you with an instant 5-star wanted level IRL if you headshot the CEO of Flock Safety.

    As a citizen of Denmark, I’m unfortunately not eligible.

  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
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    More excited about the gold and copper wires in them.

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    What is a flock camera? Is this some American shit again?

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    It would be hilariously awesome if they stuck flock cameras in GTA 6 and you got paid like $10 for each one you destroyed. Like an ongoing side quest.

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      They’d name them something juvenile like Peckers, so you’d have a “Hunt Peckers” side quest.

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        Fake GTA5 screenshot of driving through a picket line

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    I heard it’s the only way to get a physical release.

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      Destroying a flock camera will give you an intense orgasm.

      • Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world
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        You had me at destroying a Flock Camera, but you forced my hand at intense orgasm.

    • bstix@feddit.dk
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      Damn these kinks are getting weird.

  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world
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    And 64Gb of RAM!

    • KernelTale@programming.dev
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      Sadly in reality it’s 2GB

      • ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml
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        Just need to do it 32 times then!

        Spoiler

        Yes, I know most PCs just have 4x slots

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    This is bullshit, but they do have enough gold in them to buy a copy of GTA VI

  • NathanDerWeise@feddit.org
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    It’s “advance copy,” because you’re getting it in advance of the release date.

    • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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      No it’s advanced because it has additional features and an art book.

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