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Ooo, fancy!
I’m good with the TP
If I want someone to blow on my asshole, that’s third-date level stuff. I don’t want that from some bathroom appliance.
Wanna go to dinner with me?
No offense, but I really don’t think so
My asshole is quite well cared for at the moment, thank you very much.