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It was wrong to have Jeffrey inside of me.
Dean: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey–
Jeff: Nope.
Dean: --I thought I knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside me.
Jeff: That did not happen.
Dean: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me–
Jeff: Nope again.
Dean: --only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me–
Jeff: No one was inside of anyone.
Dean: --was wrong.To have Jeffrey inside of me.
Jeff: Shut up.
Dean: So I’m sorry. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I scolded Leonard today, and according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.
This bit requires the comedic timing of a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1UNeCgkYY
So much better.