• josephc@lemmy.ml
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    12 days ago

    I shit louder.

    Let the butt-song echo through the porcelain trumpet, that it might sound through the heavens.

    Summon the butt-cracken.

    • FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      Theoden: Yes. Yes! The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep…one last time!
      Gimli: Yes!
      [runs off to blow the horn]