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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

What if Soy Milk is just regular Milk introducing itself in Spanish?

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What if Soy Milk is just regular Milk introducing itself in Spanish?

cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago
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  • PetteriPano@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    When I opened my fridge I there was a bottle that said “soy sauce” on shelf.

    I didn’t want to be rude, so I said “¡Hola Sauce! Soy PetteriPano”.

  • Varesti@lemmy.zip
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    And of course, “Hello, I am sauce.” -soy sauce

  • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works
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    13 days ago

    Hello, I am lent green.

    • HiTekRedNek@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      Oh, hello people!

    • SourDragon@lemmy.world
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      Wasn’t that spelled soilent?

      Edit. My mistake. It is spelled soylent

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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Hola milk!

    Or is it 1% milk?

  • Octavio@piefed.social
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    Still kinda disappointed nobody has come up with a brand of soy milk called “Soy Capitan!”

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