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I’m here to toot for the “lifetime farts” number
I was gonna say a percentage of how close they are to their next fart, lol.
It would be fun to publically count down lol.
Elevators just got a lot more stressful
For them maybe. You gata stare them down as they get to 100% so they know you know. Assert dominance and then fart before they do.
«WARNING: FART INCOMING»