openmic.social is an uncensored community. You may encounter strong language, controversial opinions, and mature or NSFW material. You must be 18+ to browse. Illegal content is prohibited and removed on sight — please report it. By continuing, you accept that you may see content you personally disagree with.
If existence is infinite there is no difference whatsoever between heaven and hell. The idea of “happiness forever” is a 4 year old child’s conception of something desirable, and shows absolutely no awareness of what it means to exist.
And before someone starts in with the “You’ll be altered so that heaven will be perfect forever”, you’ve destroyed any meaning of it - if you’re going to be made to enjoy it, you could just as easily be made to enjoy hell. The whole concept is stupid.
Heaven is the desperate hope of the tired who don’t need eternal bliss - they need a break and a chance to actually live.
You just lack imagination.
Heaven is two goth girlfriends who alternate between loving you and ignoring you. Occasionally they step on you.
Won’t find that in any philosophy book because philosophers are prudes.
People just don’t understand heaven. It’s not infinite time, it’s eternity - without time
The way I see it, heaven would be a nice home, a place of reunions and rest. But what is the point of being unchanging?
Also, what does it mean to bask in God’s light? How can that equally happen in a place outside of time, but also is possible on Earth?
I think the whole concept has been completely warped from what Jesus actually said
Christianity went to some weird places when Constantine merged it with the Roman religion. The common interpretation makes no sense
Jesus made it sound like a pleasant vacation, a banquet, a feast.
The problem is that heaven collapses under the weight of eternity if you think about it (as you are doing). I don’t think it’s some kind of corruption or “going to a weird place” to reconcile the idea of an placid idyll with eternity; it’s just a place things naturally go when you consider the implications.
Without time, nothing can occur.
Let’s see what Jesus said about heaven in Matthew 13:
It’s a metaphor where believers are the wheat and nonbelievers are the weeds. Both are allowed to grow, but only the wheat goes back to the farmer.
Later in the chapter, Jesus explains it explicitly:
He tells a similar parable with fish instead of crops:
Christian “love” hinges on threat of eternal punishment.
Then there are parables he doesn’t explain:
In Matthew 6, he emphasizes that you’ll have eternal treasures in heaven:
Sounds materialistic.
Jesus gets way too much credit. He said some stupid, deadly bullshit. He was a liar and a hypocrite.