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I always thought it was three seconds.
Well then good news|
Me too! The three seconds rule is what I based all my life on, for several scenarios you can guess
Fucking and, uh…?
memory
Sorry do I know you?
Jeborkling, primarily
Woah, you too?
If you finish in three seconds, does that mean you can’t catch anything?
Duh!
working, sleeping, exercising, fishing, singing
Five just rolls off the tongue better
just think of all the food I’ve wasted
I thought the five second rule was how long until you could claim a newly-vacated seat.
That’s when it’s wet.
Look at her, she is
One… Two… Five!