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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

Get in my cup!

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Get in my cup!

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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    Nestle is currently mobilizing their lawyers.

  • Tiral@lemmy.world
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    Fun fact. If you tell Alexa you got a present from your friend that’s a cup, but the opening is upside down. She can’t figure out you just have it upside down. They’ll tell you to try filling it upside down and it’s a trick cup ect.

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      How can an opening be upside down? That doesn’t make any sense.

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    Guys, we’re all in this together, OK?

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    4 hours ago

    My balls are in the microplastics.

    • bonesawmcl@lemmy.world
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      You inverted your balls?

    • FishFace@piefed.social
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      Are they in the pee too?

  • acargitz@lemmy.ca
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    Topologically: always have been.

    • Viceversa@lemmy.world
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      No, topologically there’s no such thing as “in a cup”.

      • Antares@fedinsfw.app
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        I often drink out of discs.why else would they call them saucers?

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    I know two girls who’d be interested in this kind of science.

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      now they can shit out of the cup

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        now McDonald’s can’t say the machine is broken

  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    If I do this with two cups and then stack them such that one cup is “inside” of the other, then the cup is inside of the cup that it is outside of.

    • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      One of the sides vanishes, you’re left with only inside

      • Antares@fedinsfw.app
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        You’re reaching the limit of my patience.

  • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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    Ok Jaden Smith

    • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works
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      How can juice be real if cup isn’t real.

      • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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        We are the juice, always have been!

  • wador@lemmy.zip
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    Sometimes I put my underwear on inside out. I love the feeling of having the whole world in them.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      He’s got the whole world
      In his pants

    • Synapse@lemmy.world
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      The whole world, except you.

  • WereCat@lemmy.world
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    Now you need a cup letgoer in your car

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    But is it half empty or half full?

    • Antares@fedinsfw.app
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      It’s fully half, or no half?

    • WereCat@lemmy.world
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      It’s halfway submerged

  • sicarius@lemmy.world
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    Sounds like Wonko’s Asylum

    • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      This was my first thought exactly. Adams was truly ahead of the curve.

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    can you pin point the exact moment we all fell into the cup? (I want out btw I got stuff to do)

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    but a cup doesn’t have an inside and an outside anyways. nothing is “in” the cup to begin with.

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      While I still don’t really understand it, topological equivalence?

      https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2625:_Field_Topology

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    You are drinking me flavuored air juice

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