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early_riser@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Bacteria multiply by dividing

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Bacteria multiply by dividing

early_riser@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • atro_city@fedia.io
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    7 days ago

    1 divided by 1/2 = 2

    the math checks out

  • kbal@fedia.io
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    Oligarchs divide by multiplying

    • JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca
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      They add by subtracting.

      • MufinMcFlufin@lemmy.world
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        Computers subtract by adding.

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          Machinists add by subtracting

          • MufinMcFlufin@lemmy.world
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            5 days ago

            Graphics designers also add by subtracting (minimalism)

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    7 days ago

    !dadjokes@lemmy.world

  • whyrat@lemmy.world
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    Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division. (attributed to Feynman)

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    Ha! That is all I have to say.

  • DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world
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    I guess you could say they have the fission.

  • benderbeerman@lemmy.world
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    Multiply, Divide, eh…  ¯_(ツ)_/¯ is all product just the same

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    They’re like sticks in this way.

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