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Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

If dogs have such a great nose, why do they sniff other dogs asses? Wouldn't it smell like shit or not a good smell?

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If dogs have such a great nose, why do they sniff other dogs asses? Wouldn't it smell like shit or not a good smell?

Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    TIL my nose is as refined as a dog.

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      No you’re just pervert

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        So is the dog.

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          All dogs are crazy perverts, they got no shame

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            Sounds like enlightenment to me.

            A dog receiving a vision of the Buddha and looking like it just sniffed the best butt in the world. The dog knows that the derrière extraordinaire is both nothing, and everything, and the dog is content. The dog cares not which way the wind blows for there are butts on every side. Changing one’s focus from the subjective butt to the universal butt brings peace. The tao of the tail wags both ways, which brings aromatic wisdom to all who whiff it.

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        OMG is he that alleged butt sniffer that was just arrested?!

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