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… but what’s the onion for? 🤔
To cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
Man tears
So we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
Im not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna… for one.
Exactly
To explain why does a single man drink and cry.
Boy dinner
Without the onion it’s man dinner.
Providing satirical news articles
Flavor for the plate
To cleanse the palate.
Mush it, add to whiskey.