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You should probably buy more local whiskey and cut that gas bill in half.
Now walking to whiskey, bill cut! Thank you for balancing my budget!
Gas is still not more expensive than whiskey, right??
Probably close enough to consider drinking gasoline.
Gasoline has an additive to make it unpalatable to drunkards.