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Im lazy these days and don’t want to look up what contains or leads to what, anyone know what food you should eat, or type of scents you should wear for your skin microbiome, apparently it works
Strict paleo diet. Wear bear skin that you hunted and skinned yourself.
Absolutely no pineapple, bark, puddles of water.
Mayonnaise works as a repellent but it makes you gay so don’t use too much.
What if I’m already gay?
It makes you even gayer.
It’s the best drug there is.