Content Warning

openmic.social is an uncensored community. You may encounter strong language, controversial opinions, and mature or NSFW material. You must be 18+ to browse. Illegal content is prohibited and removed on sight — please report it. By continuing, you accept that you may see content you personally disagree with.

OpenMic
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Sundray@lemmus.org to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I ordered a lockable box and a speaker online...

lemmus.org

message-square
3
link
fedilink
250

I ordered a lockable box and a speaker online...

lemmus.org

Sundray@lemmus.org to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
message-square
3
link
fedilink

Source: https://mastodon.world/@LaffGaff/117241440939305773

transcript

@LaffGaff@mastodon.world:

I ordered a lockable box and a speaker online.

They arrived, safe and sound.

alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
    cake
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 days ago

    Now that’s what I call “thinking outside the subwoofer”

  • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    2 days ago

  • HadzTheChronicest@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 days ago

    Nah bro that fully made my day xD thank you

Dad Jokes@lemmy.world

dadjokes@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !dadjokes@lemmy.world

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

  • Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
  • Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
  • Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
  • Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 352 users / day
  • 1.66K users / week
  • 3.48K users / month
  • 3.51K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 24.5K subscribers
  • 241 Posts
  • 660 Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • loopy@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.20
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org