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I’m like this with shitting. It’s so insisingly inconvenient.
“Oooh. I’m in the middle of something, but you go right ahead bowel. Go on, let’s go spend the next five minutes making smell and needing cleaning… Fucking asshole.”
We get the shit end of the anatomy stick because our rectum doesn’t prolapse a bit, making cleaning necessary.