You know the one. The dumb joke you chuckled at that now just comes out unbidden at random times.
One of my old coworkers at a previous job, I forget the exact context, but when he was asked to do something:
“Hey [Name], can you get this done?”
“Can the Pope’s dick fit through a donut?”
“… I don’t know?”
“Exactly 😎 👉 👉”
It’s something a friend of mine used to reply when people would say “Jesus fucking Christ!”
He’d immediately reply “That’s impossible!”
Who are you and how did you get in here?
I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.