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Not sure if this qualifies but I always liked the countryness of “so stupid they couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel”.
Not sure if this qualifies but I always liked the countryness of “so stupid they couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel”.
Couldn’t organise a root in a brothel