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chicken@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

Don’t worry about it

sh.itjust.works

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Don’t worry about it

sh.itjust.works

chicken@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 days ago
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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    boobs

    edit: found the original

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      Fake. Boobs don’t clunk when they hit the floor.

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        • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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          Clanker

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            I’d bite her shiny metal ass.

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              21 days ago

              Hey baby, wanna kill all humans

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        Exactly! It’s more a gentle thud, like… a bag of sand

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          Or buckwheat

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          The roof is on fire

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        Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor

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          It’s raining men, hallelujah (same event, different perspective)

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      This just raises more questions.

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