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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon dates a gymnast

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Anon dates a gymnast

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    2 months ago

    I was dating a Mayan girl once, but it didn’t work out.

    She said I wasn’t prepared to make sacrifices.

  • Senseless@feddit.org
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    In Germany we say: “Eigenartiger Winkelschleifer, Brudi.”, and I think that’s wonderful.

    • B0rax@feddit.org
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      Have not heard that before, thanks!

      • Senseless@feddit.org
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        Du bist willkommen.

  • Naive@lemmy.world
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    Even Anon got a date now.

  • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works
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    Got a chuckle

  • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
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    Flex and -
    I can’t find a gymnastic match for the second adjective.

    • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      Flex and Gaylord.

      According to USA Gymnastics Glossary of Terms

      Gaylord:

      On high bar, a front giant into a one-and-one-half front salto over the bar to regrasp. First done by U.S. gymnast Mitch Gaylord.

      • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
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        Nice

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      Mat, flex and still (rings).

      Rhyming with “chill” is hard, especially if you did gymnastics in a non-english country.

      • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
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        The 4chan meme reply is “fake and gay”, I was trying to find a gymnastics variation.

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