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Is the joke here that you did not cry where the packet instructed you to cry?
The first title I considered was “Shed and placed a tear as directed. Got fed up waiting for something to happen. Solved problem by thinking outside the box. Strangest lemon paste I’ve tried yet. 8/10 for vague directions.”