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Spread your legs I’ll piss through the gap. Don’t worry I have good aim
Now there’s an image.
If you’ve pissed without pants on you know it doesn’t matter how well your aim is, you’re always taking some stray’s
Imagine the splash back if you were sitting right over it?
Like the least-effective bidet you could imagine
Actually did that with a girlfriend when we both got home and had to immediately piss.
Worked fine. Just wasn’t allowed to shake it in her face so had to dab with toilet paper.