• Lka1988@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    “I beat the game”

    Lmao, people who think marriage is like the final boss of a video game clearly have no idea what kind of life they’re in for. You got married, congrats, you beat THE TUTORIAL. Now welcome to REAL LIFE.

    I have met newlyweds like this. They don’t last. Nothing wrong with celebrating the marriage, of course, but “happily ever after” is a fairy tale for a reason.

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      2 months ago

      Each people grew up differently. I was taught to live my life and be myself at an early age. But as I grow older I realised not everyone were taught the same. I love my mates but two of them are conformists as if relationships are end-all-be-all. They kinda think that there are arbitrary goal posts to reach at certain age.

  • kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    squishier girls are cute and adorable and incredibly lovable too :3 (and awesome to snuggle with)

    honestly get real anon uwu

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      2 months ago

      (slightly funny for me to say this on a greentext comm, but)

      I hope you don’t go around actually saying that to overweight people who are working hard on improving themselves, you might as well be saying:

      “What are you even bothering for? You’ve fucked it. Game over. Damage done.”

      And for a percentage of those people, that’s going to be the line that does make them give up on improving themselves.

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    2 months ago

    Satire but horrendous views on women which now that i say it maybe means it isnt satire given 4chan. Oh wait theyre dating, yeah its satire

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      2 months ago

      Horrible in a lot of ways, but “I’ll try and date women who are interested in me and we’ll build healthier habits in one another” is a much better outcome than I expect here.

      Also, if we’re being honest. I needed a push to try and date “in my league” so I could realize that I am worthy of love and build my own self worth to the point that I was a better person both to myself and to partners back when I was a big virgin at risk for incel thinking