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Can you teach my wife this? She leaves the house at 07:23 in the morning, because she’ll arrive at work with a minute to spare. No matter if she wakes up at 05:30, she’ll still run around like a headless chicken at 07:20 to get everything ready. It must be so stressful.
Fuck with the clock so its like 5 minutes later or something
That’d mean that I’d have to change her phone and all the clocks in the house, down to the minute their wrong. She’d notice straight away 😝
I do it to myself and i got no complaints