Damn, yes. I was just there and forgot the lube. And, a couple of big cucumbers, too, if you don’t mind? Thanks.

Oh! The lube is locked up in the vitamins section. You need to find someone with a key. Don’t worry, they’re very nice. Then, they walk it up to the front and you need to ask the girl at self-checkout to get it for you. She’s really friendly, always smiles when she see me.