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Hereby, I now submit to the court, Exhibit X! My first edition copy of “How To Stop Worrying And Start Living”
Jury gasps
And it’s companion piece, “How To Win Friends And Influence People”, also a first edition
Jury begins vomiting on each other, furiously
May I now request that Exhibit X approach the bench?
Judge becomes visibly moist