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Everyone who attends the dinner party is guaranteed to get laid that same night.
Funny, considering swingers have adopted the pineapple as their symbol.
There’s a monkey’s-paw-style story in there somewhere about dramatic, ironic consequences, but I don’t know that I want to bring it into the world by writing it.