https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/19/2
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Chicken sexual fantasies
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You always want what you don’t have.
1992 was kind of an unusual time to idolise a shaved hen, pretty sure pubic hair below the neck wasn’t demonised until the 2000s
This implies the existence of pubic hair above the neck and I am feeling concerned
Aha, so I learned something. “Pubic” comes from the Latin for “groin”, and pubic hair specifically means hair grown around the sex organs. Hair generated in all regions after puberty (which has the same Latin root), cause by rising testosterone, are referred to as “androgenic” hair.
All of my hair above the neck is public hair
Goddamnit autocorrect. Fixed
It looks like he’s fantasizing about a duck to me
Oh yeah, the bill is different and everything