When I was in my early 20s Tinder/Hinge were absolutely popping off. I met with a girl for dinner. We talked about if it went well we would go back to my place and hook up. It did and we ended up in my bed. She started touching me and said “oooooo so big”. I immediately started laughing which made her laugh. I’m fine, but I do not have a big dick, she and I both knew that. We laughed about it more and she said she was just trying to be nice. Ended up being one of the more funny sexual encounters I had.
Many years ago my then girlfriend, later ex wife and me had a stroll through a small forest when we got horny. Thea experience of having outdoor sex just dropped and I was not in the mood anymore after a fucking horsefly had stung me right into the ballsack.
Sure hope she was your wife between being your girlfriend and ex-wife